Romeo
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Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 01:39:15 AM
Sorry for the lateness. If you do not like it, do not answer. Before l
Romeo
begin, l wanna let you all know l realize l forgot the Tarzan vs. Strong
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Mad match on the lineup, because l realized l did not have enough room for
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the show. So, it will take place this Monday on Beatdown. We go to the
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first match in the Women’s Gauntet Match. We are down to the ifnal four
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as Mandy, Erin, Kim Possible & the mystery woman. Mandy was eliminated
after a Facebuster from Kim. Kim was then eliminated right after from an
Erinfaction. Then, the mystery woman came from the top rope and gave her
Hurricanrana. After she got the title, she revealed herself to be Betty
Suarez (Ugly Betty).
The next match had Grimace & Hamburgler put
their Beatdown tag titles on the line against Sonic & Knuckles. Sonic &
Knuckles almost won, even having Grimace for the pin, but Ronald McDonald
came out and distracted Sonic. Hamburgler then pulled Grimace over and
tagged himself in. He gave Sonic a Hamburgler Suplex for the win. Tails &
Amy came out and chased them out of the ring before it got too bad.
/>Candian Champ Ray Lewis put his title on the line against Barak Obama.
Obama was cheating, but Ingrid Newkirk (PETA) came out and pointed it out.
The ref noticed it and DQ’d Obama. Newkirk pulled out Ray while Obama
argued with the ref.
Han Solo faced Mojo Jo Jo & Jak in a Hell in a
Cell Match. Everyone was on the top of the cell. Jak was down while Mojo &
Solo faught. Mojo had Han in trouble at the edge, but Solo flipped Mojo off
the top. Jak then got up and tried to push him off, but Solo moved out the
way just in time. Jak fell on Mojo. Solo then gave them both an Aerial
Assult from the top of the cell. He pinned them and got the win.
/>Chuck Norris faced Billy in a Last Chance Handcuffs Match. Chuck Norris
had the handcuffs and was using them, but Irwin came out and distracted
the ref. Puddin’ came out from the opposite side and took the handcuffs.
He whacked Norris with them and locked him onto the ropes. When the ref
turned around, he saw this and gave Billy the victory. Puddin & Irwin woke
up Billy and they beat on Norris. Jackie Chan & George Foreman chased them
out before it was too late.
IN Champ Garfield defended vs. Jong, Lil
Wayne, & Dr. Dre. Dre had just given Wayne a Drop da Mic and was about to
win when Jong took him off Wayne and put him in the Jong of Pain. He was
about to tap, but Garfield pulled Dre towards the rop. Jong got off, but
received a nasty Weezy-maker from Lil Wayne. Garfield tried getting in,
but Ice Cube came out and held him while the ref counted to 3, giving
Weezy the win & the title.
CUD GM Rod Flanders then faced Archie. It
wasn’t a long match, as Jughead & Raw GM The Mayor came out while Rod was
winning. They were beating him to a pulp when Beatdown GM Daffy came out
with a chair. Archie & Jughead got away, but Daffy got Mayor. He hit him
over and over again with a chair until he was an unrecognizable mess.
Archie & Jughead tried to help, but met the same fate. He left with Rod as
the three layed lifeless in the ring.
Beatdown Champ King Arty put
his title on the line against Johnny Bravo in a barbed wire ladder match.
Bravo was climbing up the ladder in pain and was reaching for the title,
but the ladder was tipped by Arty. Arty then gave Bravo and Excalib-U on
the barbed wire ladder. He picked the ladder up and climbed to the top.
All of a sudden, Chewbacca came fro mthe crowd and climbed the ladder. He
& Arty were on the top of the ladder and fighting. The ref rang the bell,
ending the match. But they didn’t stop fighting. Chewy got the best and
knocked Arty off. He reached for the barbed wire covered title and grabbed
it off. He ran into the crowd with the title as Arty & Bravo lie on the
mat.
CUD Champ Courage and his sledgehammer with barbed wire, glass,
tacks, & rusty nails faced Jigsaw Killer & his wire cutters in a Weapons of
Choice Steel Cage Match. Courage did quick work with his weapon and was
dominating. He tried a pin, but it failed. He kept on hitting Jigsaw with
it. He told the ref to poen up the door, which he did, but Comic Book Guy
dressed in a Billy the Puppet costume came out and slammed the door in his
face. But Fat Albert came out and faught him into the crowd to get him
away. Jigsaw got up and hit Courage with his wire cutters. He hit a Jigsaw
Powerbomb on him. He then used the wire cutters to cut the lock, without
the ref’s permission and was about to walk out when King Cookie came out
with a barbed wire bat in hand. He hit Jigsaw as Cookei got up. Cookie
sprinted for the door and got out first. As he was celebrating, Cookie
took Jigsaw into the crowd while the cage got up. Then, Chewbacca came out
and hit Courage with the barbed wire covered title. He then gave him a
Millenium Falcon Clotheline. He picked up the CUD Championship and looked
at both titles. He threw the Beatdown Championship on Courage and yelled,
“See you at Wrestle Marathon!” He put the CUD Championship on the
champ and left him a mess as the PPV ended.
Hope you enjoyed. BTW,
Beatdown will be on tomorrow.